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29

Sep

bewbin:

why are children so short? what are they doing down there?

captainarlert:

hiiroomi-nase:

rincentric:

someone who doesn’t watch tokyo ghoul tell me what you think this is about

The purple man comes from a race of gay aliens and every 20 years they chose a mate to take back to their home planet and he chose this kid bcuz he’s already come in contact with the aliens when they took his eye for testing years before, he woos the boy by mocking the fact he can only see with one eye hence “I’m here to see you” this is a custom. The boy is unsuspecting.

woah you’re spot on

the-gubbins-trench:

From “smolder” to “precious” and back again… A book by Gavin Free. 

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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kingsbellamy:

DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE 

CAUSE I DO 

(Source: kingsbellamy)

nedsseveredhead:

Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.

a question to the skate board side of tumblr

grinderman2:

how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?

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seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

I like how….
me when I don’t like how (via hellomolls)

direhuman:

xerneas:

Dragonite is so ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

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